April 2009
2 posts
“I shot the world.”
“I don’t have a problem with unions. I have a problem with all the...”
May 2008
1 post
“As always, we thank you for riding MARTA. After all, if it wasn’t for...”
– MARTA Train Operator
June 2007
2 posts
A1: You've really let yourself go, man.
A2: Why, because I don't use starch?
At the Store
Me: Hey, I need some hair gel, bad!
Her: Hmm...we have hair spray, Vaseline, and Preparation H.
May 2007
6 posts
“Earn points for free gas. And 1,000 other things you need.”
– An Exxon station.
At Barnes and Noble
Clerk: Can I help you find anything?
Me: No thanks, you don't have the CD I want.
Clerk: How do you know?
“I don’t need luck, I need faith.”
– Angel at the bus stop.
Me:
Guy: Bless you.
“Hey man, save my life…give me a hundred dollars.”
– Guy on bus stop bench.
“Because of the aforementioned error I just mentioned…”
– Not to be mentioned.
April 2007
4 posts
“I was born and raised in Miami, Bal Harbour, but I got in trouble for diamond...”
– Brightly-clothed retired diamond thief
“I like how my book smells.”
– Book sniffer
“Them Florida boys, them gators, they snap hard boy. They come up here and they...”
– Dude on bus.
“My ma and pa taught me the value of life. They told me some days will be good,...”
– Dude on bus.