Thu
Apr
30
“ I shot the world.
“ I don’t have a problem with unions. I have a problem with all the corruption. Everyone deserves a living wage.
Wed
May
21
“ As always, we thank you for riding MARTA. After all, if it wasn’t for you, there’d be no need for us.
MARTA Train Operator
Tue
Jun
12
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A1:
You've really let yourself go, man.
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A2:
Why, because I don't use starch?
Fri
Jun
8
-
Me:
Hey, I need some hair gel, bad!
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Her:
Hmm...we have hair spray, Vaseline, and Preparation H.
Tue
May
29
“ Earn points for free gas. And 1,000 other things you need.
An Exxon station.
Thu
May
24
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Clerk:
Can I help you find anything?
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Me:
No thanks, you don't have the CD I want.
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Clerk:
How do you know?
Tue
May
22
“ I don’t need luck, I need faith.
Angel at the bus stop.
Wed
May
16
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Me:
<yawn>
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Guy:
Bless you.
“ Hey man, save my life…give me a hundred dollars.
Guy on bus stop bench.
